I have just finished my first whitepaper on a topic that I think every person who uses computers, the internet in particular, should be concerned about. This includes the average user who just goes onto the internet to check their mail, or just to chat with friends. On the realisation that the modulation demodulation of data, and not just internet data at that, was harmful I decided to write a brand new heuristic algorithm– “Snying”, to combat the seemingling carelessness nature of Digital to Analogue converters.
Snying runs on patched standard software. All software was hand hex-editted using GCC 0.7.3, Service Pack 3 built on the American toolkit for rovably improving optical drive speed.
Many cyberneticists would agree that, had it not been for Moore’s Law, the visualization of hierarchical databases might never have occurred . In fact, few biologists would disagree with the development of IPv4.
From my studies I have concluded that I am talking BS The PDF was automatically generated by a program that some MIT students, fed up with computer jargon, created to bluff their way into a computing conference. Read the full article by CNN. You can also generate your own BS by visiting the online generator. The funny (or not so funny) thing is that they actually managed to get one of their papers accepted into the World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics. With a name as long as that, they’re asking for it anyway.