Consider Digital-to-Analogue Converters Harmful

I have just finished my first whitepaper on a topic that I think every person who uses computers, the internet in particular, should be concerned about. This includes the average user who just goes onto the internet to check their mail, or just to chat with friends. On the realisation that the modulation demodulation of data, and not just internet data at that, was harmful I decided to write a brand new heuristic algorithm– “Snying”, to combat the seemingling carelessness nature of Digital to Analogue converters.

Snying runs on patched standard software. All software was hand hex-editted using GCC 0.7.3, Service Pack 3 built on the American toolkit for rovably improving optical drive speed.

Many cyberneticists would agree that, had it not been for Moore’s Law, the visualization of hierarchical databases might never have occurred [16]. In fact, few biologists would disagree with the development of IPv4.

From my studies I have concluded that I am talking BS The PDF was automatically generated by a program that some MIT students, fed up with computer jargon, created to bluff their way into a computing conference. Read the full article by CNN. You can also generate your own BS by visiting the online generator. The funny (or not so funny) thing is that they actually managed to get one of their papers accepted into the World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics. With a name as long as that, they’re asking for it anyway.

 

How Did Google Create Analytics?

Google have absorbed another web industry; that of sophisticated web analysis software. As detailed in their press release they acquired Urchin and opened up their analysis software for free under the name of “Google Analytics”.

While it has been integrated into their AdWords service, you can also track your other keywords too:

Do you buy keywords on search engines other than Google? If you do, Google Analytics tracks them – all of your keywords, on every search engine. For both paid search and unpaid search.

You can use your Google Mail account to login to the service, or you can register immediately for a Analytics account. Once you copy and paste some Javascript into the header of your templates – you do use templates, don’t you? – it takes around 12 hours for the stats to get up and running, and an hour for subsequent statistics to be added.

Electric Cars on the Way

Advocates of electric vehicles like say the switch on an electric car was not a problem, since most trips are short anyway. In a field trial, researchers from the Technical University of Munich (TUM) want to find out whether craftsmen and taxi drivers in the Bavarian capital actually easily to electric drive to switch.

To make this not about electric cars available, but convert their internal combustion vehicles to virtual electric cars: 130 taxis and commercial vehicles get a Smartphone that is to simulate the operation of an electric car.

Simulated and real electric car

On the road, the device collects data: it captured the position and driving behavior – so when accelerating, braking or directed. These data are then converted on a virtual electric car: the Smartphone displays the power consumption would be and how it would affect the charge level of the battery. However Munich not only simulates: the data will be also checked on a real electric car.

It is the first time that such a simulation will be carried out, explain the initiators of the project from the Department of automotive engineering of the TUM. “For many taxi and business will probably be a part of electrification of the vehicle fleet, it is not only technically possible, but today it shows economic and ecological advantages,” says an engineer.

Locations for new charging stations

The researchers want to with the project “Virtual electric mobility in the taxi and commercial traffic Munich” (VEM) find out how the routes, taxis and commercial vehicles daily travel, with electric cars can cope with. The aim of the project will be therefore to identify sites for new charging stations.

Currently, the last vehicles are equipped with Smartphones. You will be able to browse through websites if you have a mobile friendly web host. There is a good compilation here here about mobile friendly web hosts. The simulations begin early next year.

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